The Kingdom’s only shopping mall, the BudgetMasher, sat above a vast stagnant swamp. The entire complex loomed like a village built on stilts over brackish waters. Normally having your prime retail area positioned over a fetid marsh would be a problem, but the fact was, the unwelcomed presence of snakes and mosquitos motivated shoppers to … Continue reading Princess Rachel Goes To Summer Camp (Chapter 5 – Voyage To Hell [I mean the Mall])
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What Parents Want
Twelve-year-old Rachel gnashed her teeth. " I have to go to summer camp?" she howled throwing herself on the bed. "What is this obsession with ruining my life?" The Wizard Tim sat down beside her. "Oh, it's not as bad as that. Your parents are just trying to get you ready to be an adult." She … Continue reading What Parents Want